(via biddy13)
~StitchesStein~
alwaysheidi asked:
what is your favorite kind of cheese?
String cheese, my brutha.
da whole club was lookin’ at hurr
there are certain songs that come on and you hate yourself for it but as soon as the chorus breaks you’re all
OH MY GOD ME
(Source: jewgybear)
hopeless-filthy-worthless-guilty:
I went into Big Lots this evening and came across this.
What….just…. I don’t even
The music is so irrelevant D:
It even did the “She turned around and gave that big booty a smack” part.
The fuck?
I would have liked to see the chick give that big booty a smack.
I hate it when i’m wearing my apple bottom jeans, and i can’t find my booths with the fur.
Rumor has it I’m the one you’re leaving her for.
AS IF.
I need this………..
Because American accents are lazy and boring as fuck. I know. I'm American. I like to pretend I have a British accent.
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would make a tumblr about myself and secretly fangirl about how amazingly awesome I am.
I would give money to bums, like $100 at a time
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
Reblog if you’re not a muggle!
Must reblog!
Now everyone will know my secret :o
I…. am….. a…………. MUDBLOOD, OKAY, I SAID IT!!!
(Source: fredweasleyismyking, via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)
relevant
Omg it’s like those girls from the tampon ads.
omfg
I have to be honest, I thought the lady on the right was holding a cage. And I was like “Well then wtf is the other lady holding? OHHHHH! Damn.”
(Source: poyzn, via shits-and-giggles-and-shit)
real man
Damn, mofo’, know the difference.
